Day 56 clyde pool rules

Ok we've seen a lot of pools and a lot of rules...see if you can pick out the real ones
1. No popping in the pool
2. No drinking the pool water
3. If you are wearing diapers or depends be sure they fit tightly
4. No diving
5. No bringing your pets in the pool
6. No drinking SB or beer in the pool
7.No prewashing your bike jerseys in the pool before washing in the bath tub
8. No cannonballs with iphones in your pocket
9.Only one dip in the pool per transam crossing
10. No more than 4 clydesdales per pool per day
11. Papa don't allow no guitar playing round the pool
12. No great grandpas in the pool